They’re despicable, smug and downright unpleasant.
Pete is one of the more sympathetic scummers on our list.
Buzz calls his brother Kevin Cheese face which is rude.
He also described him as a little trout sniffer, which is mean.
Its like Radio 2 listeners arguing over who heard Laura Marling first.
Its just another of the many reasons for buying anIn BrugesDVD.
Basically, if Mal were nicer, hed be dead by now.
Thats still like stabbing someone in the lungs but leaving behind a painting of them winning a marathon.
Oh hey Boromir, youre totally dying.
Yeah bro, some Orc cut me.
Oh Aragorn, you totally suck.
He will liberally douse your genitals with faeces, and not in a good way.
Bit lonely, though.
Not for nothing didKesgive potential secondary school kids more nightmares than Mr Bronson fromGrange Hill.
Assuming the union does its job, of course.
Either way, Nedry would still be an untrustable cleft.
Without a doubt, the most evil person Dennis Hopper has ever played.
Find us evidence to prove otherwise.
No one persecutes harmless crackpots like Gaston.
He might just be the hairiest of all the, erm, arseholes on this list as well.
He cant half belt out a tune, though.
Just to cheer everyone up,The Bling Ringis based on a true story.
See also: Regina George inMean Girls(Fetch might have happened).
An unpopular fan theory states that President Snow is a future version of Jack Bauer.
Hal inMalcolm In The Middleis very endearing.
HAL in 2001 is quite flaky, a cross between Siri and a god and Buster Bluth.
In Roald Dahls original draft forThe BFGbook you’re able to see hes made some handwritten notes.
*NB: This is lies.
Interesting Anthropological Fact: Until William Atherton was inGhostbustersandDie Hard,nobody had ever been rude about ginger people.
Debate still rages as to whether it was worth it for the This man has no dick line.
Mr Wayne, what is it that you spend your vast wealth on?
I put on a gimp suit and beat up the poor.
Hey look, Michael Caine is crying.
How could you do that to Johnny, Mark?
Sawis not, apparently, an incredibly miserable sequel toThe Princess Bride.
The Six Fingered Man is interested, nay, intrigued by pain, and has studied it methodically.
Some say he survived his duel with Inigo Montoya and got a job in EEs marketing department.
Purveyor of the blandest cruelty possible, Lumberghs dialogue creaks like a pendulum being lowered onto a helpless workforce.
Only its gift wrapped, and hes got everyone to sign a card.
Kate Winslet: do not listen to your fiancee, Billy Zane.
With his hair like a blowtorched pastry.
With his rage like an upturned plug.
With his lips like an upturned jezebel.
Also, Kate: make a run at avoid watchingThe Phantom.
He will be scaring children from the autumn.
Pure, unnecessary sadism.
Sharlto Copleys character inElysiumis like that, only hes not playing a computer game.
The original script forGravityread as follows:
CAPTION: Life in space is impossible.
Because space is an arsehole.
The more I read the script, the more I hated this guy… Robert Pattinson.
This is very wrong and very strange.
Surely theres another way to get the creepy baby out of her stomach?
Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson there, telling it like it is.
Appropriately enough, Prince Hans is an anagram for Chap sinner.
Before Tuco is tortured, he looks smug.
While Tuco is being tortured, he just looks faintly amused by the whole thing.
This is nothing compared with the breakfast scene.
The man can make eating bread look intimidating.
Rob is, as with most male leads, a selfish manchild and as he admits a fucking asshole.
He only wins his ex-girlfriend back because her father dies and shes too tired not to be with him.
Narrative necessity is a prick, sometimes.
If Joffrey and Barney the Dinosaur had an illicit liason, Lotso would be the result.
Im sorry, what mental image?
A classic high school bully for the ages, and a classic asshole.
There are many arseholes in romantic comedies.
I Love You) or Apparently Adorable Neurotic Man Wrecks Everyones Life To Get Laid (Every.
Richard Curtis or Woody Allen Film).
Possibly its the nepotism.
Possibly its the snake-like movements and total lack of humanity.
Mainly its the way he guffs in his hand and then puts his hand really near your face.
There are other yuppy blow-hards out there, but Ellis is this websites favourite.
Basically, if you dont want to be in this list, dont upset Alan Rickman.
See also: Gorden Gekko (Wall Street), Bob Morton (RoboCop).
Andheres our interview with the man who played Ellis.
Or, if your busy schedule wont allow, watch the episode ofSpacedwhere Daisy works in a restaurant.
Joanna Scanlan gives good Ratched.
As revenge schemes go, Woo-Jins could be deemed a tad OTT.
Plus, incest is bad.
Its harder to find a nastier arsehole outside of a undercooked chilli festival.
Pinkies cover-up of a gang-motivated murder goes to increasingly horrific lengths.
Persuasive, ruthless, and devious in the extreme, Pinkies legacy taints those who survive his existence.
The final sound of his voice saying I love you is a bittersweet punch to the soul.
Another Graham Greene script here, this time with the villain portrayed by Orson Welles.
For such a short amount of screen time, Lime is a hugely memorable villain.
Stanley Kubricks 1957 film depicts French soldiers on a suicidal mission in World War One.
Another man who, if he were more pleasant, would be terrible at his chosen career.
Everyone got dressed up in glamorous dresses and tuxedos, and everyone got a free Martini.
Can you imagine putting your eyeballs in them?
Never has a stammer been so uncomfortable to watch.
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