Or maybe it is.

The TV spot made it THE film everyone was too scared to see, but absolutely HAD to see.

That lasted about a week.

Then we all kinda forgot about it.

Same holds true for Southern audiences.

And there, essentially, is the plot of the movie.

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Then things get ugly.

The events you are about to see actually happened, the narrator assures us.

Then in standard ass-coverage form he adds, Only the names have been changed.

Yup, just kinda gnaws on her for awhile.

Morales (Johnson), and thats where the picture takes a strange and sharp left turn.

The most famous criminal investigator in the country!

The greatest Ranger there is!

So there you go.

But from the moment he steps off the train here somethings a little off.

His delivery and inflection, as well as his movements, are stilted and over-rehearsed.

Or maybe hes just getting into the docudrama spirit of things.

Thats not the only weird thing.

For the last two-thirds of the picture, thats how it works.

Its kind of exhausting.

Lots and lots of cowboy hats.

But you know what?

Rating:

2.5 out of 5