Can The Walking Dead go on indefinitely?
If not, where might it call things a day?
As season 6 arrives, Jamie investigates…
Warning: contains spoilers and terrible Photoshop.
So how should the show end?
And in what wayscanit end?
That was such a beautiful day.
Aw, thats nice.
Did you get good weather?
Oh yes, the rain stayed off, very lucky in that respect.
Although we were attacked by a vast zombie horde and the photographer was eaten, but apart from that.
…Whats a zombie?
Are we really still not calling them that?
Theres option one: everyone dies.
Every single character plus the unseen population of the entire planet.
Hmmm… Not great either, is it?
Not to mention the fact that AsylumsZ Nationis built upon and fuelled by a similar cure-based premise.
Theres always option 2.1: hole up and wait for the walkers to die.
(On a side-note: why dont the characters inThe Walking Deadsleep in shifts?
A curse, because even if they eventually win, they can never really win.
No respite from vigilance.
No more funeral services without heavily armed ushers.
Rick Grimes is in the diner eating onion rings with Karl and Michonne.
But they accept it.
Weve got to keep going.
Weve got to survive at any cost.
His point being that if you consider yourself dead already then paradoxically youve got a greater chance of survival.
Nice pep talk, Rick.
If option two pans out theres a career waiting for you at the Salvation Army suicide hotline.
What a bleak way that would be to end the show.
You just wont be seeing any more of them.
We dont have to call it a soap opera.
We can call it a Lack of Hope-opera or something.
); and give Carol a long storyline about trying to conceive using a turkey baster.
And we might we just might get a shot at that Gleggie wedding after all.
Over to you:What do you think out there in Geeksville?
How do you think the show will end?
And how do you think it should end?
And who will be the first person to comment: This show shouldve ended after the pilot.
Its just people talking in forests now.
