Listen up, streamers!
Dont look it up, just trust me.
Thankfully, its not all bleak.
Were still getting some TV across those eight billion streaming platforms much of itcoming from books.
In the right hands, though,House of Leavescould make a fascinating limited series.
Get this sick filth on our screens!
It was literally 20 years ago.
Many of us loved it.
So how about a space western for the 2020s?
Plus, aliens, something conspicuously lacking fromFirefly.
Leave tradition behind, embrace the future (of space westerns).
Whatever the approach, its a unique, imaginative and ultimately hopeful story.
Which would be nice right now.
And while you could (convincingly) argue that the books were also sometimes rubbish, they werentalwaysrubbish.
And that goodness deserves an adaptation.
The Howlers (if you know, you know).
I just want a decent adaptation of Book 26.
Someone send a copy to Jeff Bezos.
AndClancy Brownas the voice of homicidal Yeerk commander Visser Three
