As Life After Beth proves, the dating world is tough enough at the best of times.
But when your crush is undead?
Okay, okay, so that last one isnt exactly normal.
When dating one of the undead, your choice of venue is crucial.
Go for something more outdoorsy, like a picnic in the park.
If its actively decaying, theyre more likely to be one of the living dead.
But with one of the walking dead, youll have some other concerns to keep in mind.
Like, do you really want to get that close to their teeth?
Are you sure they wont decide to take a chunk out of your warm, tender, oh-so-alive flesh?
You might wanna think about getting a muzzle.
Also, you should probably be careful where you put your mouth on them.
Maybe just dont do it.
Holding hands is a perfectly satisfactory way of showing your affection.
Lets say things are really working out between you and your zombified beloved.
At some point, youll probably consider cohabiting.
(Rent is really expensive, after all).
If its a fifth floor flat, probably not zombies tend to struggle with stairs.
Does it have plenty of windows, and can air circulate freely?
Youre probably going to want to keep your shared home well ventilated.
And are there locks on the doors?
Its probably a good idea to keep some kind of restraints around, too.
Pass it off as being kinky or whatever, but really, this is just about staying safe.
You probably want to know theyre not prowling around when youre asleep, after all.
Lets just be upfront about this: no, it doesnt.
It might hurt, but this is a bandage best ripped off fast.
Its for the best.
Life After Beth arrives in UK cinemas on October 1st.
