Thinking of buying yourself a spaceship?
But she would keep pointing out things that were not realistic.
Not in a technological sense, but more behavioural.
So, here are some useful tips for spaceship purchases that some werent wise or fortunate enough to follow… You deserve to lose.
Amazon has some good deals.
You do this with Xbox games.
Thus, take a second to do it with your new ship.
And thatll never do.
This may send you spinning off into space.
Its worth checking this before signing the hire purchase agreement.
False economies, people.
It also helps, incidentally, to buy off a reputable dealer, with a financial paper trail.
Doing a dodgy deal in an intergalactic junkyard rarely goes well.
Dont go looking for any colour other than a dirty grey
Bluntly, youve got no chance.
Spaceships arent available in bright red, pink, yellow, green or a nice misty buff.
Its just the law.
Best deal with it.
Or at least know where the nearest filling station is.
Getting stranded is embarrassing.
It might just be fatal…
If thats too much of a hassle, take a leaf out of the British governments book.
Put a CCTV camera on any surface you find.
Being able to see the outside of your own ship is important.
It allows you to check the discarded garbage for that lost fiver, for starters.
Be careful where you park your ship
Best example here?IndianaJones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull.
Moral of that film?
If you have a spaceship, be careful where you park.
For starters, its horribly inconvenient.
That would be bad.
Otherwise someone, in this case, the aforementioned headcase, will go and steal it.
After all, central locking is hardly a new invention, is it?
Never mind that there has been thousands of years of development.
