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Big surprise.

And who could deny the appeal of that?

And why they were so piss at me?

Jean-Claude Van Damme in Bloodsport (1988)

Thankfully, the fight doesnt damage Erics glorious permed mullet and moustache combo, so dont fret too much.

Well, a montage and the lack of a power ballad.

Its difficult to explain how much of an effectA.W.O.Lhad on my affinity for Van Damme, without contextualising.

in case you were wondering.)

This movie is for me.

I like… symbol.

Im having a real bad day.

Or in short, Van DammesDie Hard.

Now take your big stick and your boyfriend and find a bus to catch.

Im still kicking, I must be on Broadway.

Im looking at you in particular,Demolition Man.

The food is good.

WhenUniversal Soldierwas released I almost wept with joy.

with an assured hand at both carnage and comedy.

If I can grab it before you close your hand, I get the girl.

Death Warrant So very close to making the top ten, but just edged out.

Also features underappreciated 80s lovely, Cynthia Gibb (hooray forYoungbloodandShort Circuit 2).

Sadly, it also marked the swansong of Raul Julia.

Ive yet to see the latest entry, but apparently its stomach churningly vicious.

Cyborg I never could quite loveCyborg, despite trying multiple times over the years.

His wife is terrible.

Jean Claude does burned-out junkie scarily well though, which is a little heart breaking.

Black Eagle More early villainy by the man, but not much in the way of screen time sadly.

Wake Of Death, Inferno, Derailed, In Hell, Second In Command, Legionnaire.

Its just about passable when really drunk, but may cause sobriety.

The Order I have seen it.

I cant remember a thing and even Charlton Heston isnt ringing any bells.

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