If you’re off to fight evil, then you need the right outfit.

Decked out in a cool all black costume his simple style should always be in fashion.

So, you would think that with all that coolness around the Black Knight would be cool too…?

Maybe Captain America forgot to text him to invite him to the battle or something.

Is it practical to carry that many guns?

What if you fall over and shoot yourself in the bum?

I am sure there is a bum pad in there, just in case.

But she does look like shes stepped out of Spearmint Rhinos a bit here, doesnt she?

Shorts so short that there should be some law or something to stop them.

Also bare legs and little boots?

High collars that stop you seeing your opponent coming is only the first of many problems.

Really, why fight in pumps and a bare chest in battle?

Its just asking for trouble.