The world of videogames offers some very sage advice as to how to approach the future.
With that in mind, here are the ten most important lessons videogames have taught us about the future.
They could be the difference between living a long, healthy life and being vaporised by evil aliens.
Sturdy, sturdy knee pads.
Brutal Deluxe, Violent Desire, Garotting Strangers.
One of those is made up.
Also of note, when future sports make the move into three dimensions, they stop being as good.
Science will also become much funnier than it is now, with megalomaniacal supercomputers becoming the norm.
The love of a human for an inanimate object will remain taboo.
There may be far-reaching consequences.
Or want to hit more people with the butt of your laser rifle.
Going to save them will only lead to mutant baby things trying to bite your face off.
Once cities have become isometric and grid based, then its time to start worrying.
Itll only be a matter of time before theyre sending goons out to brainwash you into slavish obedience.
Itll be whether or not your neck is as wide as your head.
Unbelievably proportioned Scalene and Sternocleidomastoid muscles is the only logical explanation.
Itll be all of human civilization.
Which, by then, will be surprisingly westernised.
Some things never change…
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To be honest, with that sort of attitude, you all deserved it, stupid future people.
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