Oh, eat your heart out…or brains…mmm, brains…
Thank you for our human meat Frank.
Theyve got the hunger and when youve got the hunger you start acting funny.
Dont you boys know how scary the mountains are?
Arent you afraid of the Cyclops?
Why couldnt those darn trappers just leave good, Mormon fearing, diggers alone?
We may never really know what happened; did Alferd go mad and kill those people?
Did he escape justice on a technicality?
Never has food looked more appetizing as a bright green wafer.
Plankton; its whats for dinner.
But what is a giant corporation to do when the plankton dies out?
Kind of makes you wonder what Soylent Red was made out of.
Run, do not walk, to your system and rent this adaptation of Shakespeares Titus Andronicus from Netflix.
You will love the set design, the costuming and the crazy face Sir Anthony Hopkins makes.
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Speaking of, who can forget THE Fat Bastard, Dr. Evils corpulent henchman.
EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HE WANTED TO EAT A BABY!
Did he want a little henchman for his own?
Yeah, it kind of is.
Poor Brad and Janet; they were so innocent before they set foot in that house.
Not necessarily in that order.
But yeah, transvestite cannibalism: dont dream it, be it.
Instead, he ends up losing his other leg as the main course in a cannibal barbeque.
What effect a putrid piece of Dale thigh would have had on Chris and his buddies is never revealed.
That kind of dedication has been passed down from one indie horror film maker to the next.
As terrible as the last scenes were, you have to agree those idiots had it coming.
You know Zeus, right?
Thats one way to get those ungrateful kids off your lawn.
and in the end Zeus ripped his way out of his fathers stomach.
Until the Reavers showed up.
The Reavers stripped their engines of radiation shielding and tore off their own faces.
They would attach the skeletal remains of their victims to the hulls of their ships.
They were the scourge of the universe and a constant source of dread.
Countem, three musicals with cannibals!
Sweeney Todds straight razor and Mrs. Lovetts culinary acumen make them two of the most beloved cannibals in history.
No one hums a tune by Jeffrey Dahmer, do they?
You know that weird, yet seemingly harmless creeper who lives down the street from you?
Ferell, much like Kennedy, is just a giant cliche.
It isnt easy being heir to the Bounty Hunters Guild, especially if you have dreams of leadership.
Is there anything worse than having to work with lazy and immature bounty hunters?
The good news is that you could succeed, but only if you are hungry enough.
As it turns out, Cradossk was not nearly as hungry as his son.
Ritual cannibalism is pretty commonplace for Trandoshans, how else does one get rid of those unwanted siblings?
Seriously, go camping after reading this book, I dare you.
The great Jack Ketchum is the undisputed master of reality horror.
No ghosts, vamps, zombies or demons, just atrocities committed by his fellow man.
InOff Season, campers run afoul of back woods cannibals who are hungry for some mayhem.
You think youve read this punch in of thing before, but you really havent.
Ketchums prose is visceral and, at times, it is almost impossible to continue reading.
There is a dissection scene in this novel that still makes me squirm a decade after reading it.
This novel would make Reavers cry.
It would make theHills Have Eyesblink.
It would make Mrs. Lovett buy a juicer.
This is no song and dance routine about Trey Parker and his unhealthy relationship with a horse.
Ok, Guy Pearce, youre just going to follow the crazy guy into the woods?
Its a shame the same thing cant be said about Pearce.
Die of starvation or eat my enemy; if it was up to me?
They were required reading for all card carrying Goths.
The couple that is dysfunctional together, devours others?
One imagines he was listening to the Cure on his Sony Walkman at the time.
The Wendingo is a cautionary tale, warning against the atrocity that is cannibalism.
Cannibalism is not new to Doctor Who.
Sylar didnt get those powers from winding your watch.
He had to absorb them.
But how to go about it?
Can you suck someone elses powers out with a kiss?
Did he do it with a handshake?
Where are ones superpowers physically located?
Its not like you keep them in your pocket.
J.J. Abrams tried to stay pretty vague on this point so Sylar wouldnt devolve into a terrible zombie cliche.
I wonder if he cooked the brains first, sauteing them in butter with grated truffles ala Hannibal?
Leatherfaces old man does not take crap from anyone.
Hes a working man.
So what if those peppercorns look suspiciously like bones or teeth?
If you know whats good for you youll just keep eating.
It was not revealed until much later that Bateman was a sadistic serial killer and cannibal.
In both the book and the movie, Bateman was a consumer.
It should come as no surprise that the ultimate consumer had extreme appetites.
Batemans casual dabbling in cannibalism was more a symptom of his psychosis than the motivation behind it.
Dont just stare at it, eat it.
Mr. Burnside was the monstrous antagonist in King and Straubs sequel toThe Talisman.
He was the killer and consumer of over 100 children.
In the novel Burnside is an eighty-five year old Alzheimers patient, possessed by the demonic entity Mr. Munshun.
It turns out Burnside was faking the disease and had allowed Munshun to re-establish his evil side in stages.
Burnsides latest killing spree brings the hero of The Talisman, Jack Sawyer, back into action.
Burnside takes his place among the great King antagonists like Randall Flagg, Annie Wilkes and Pennywise the Clown.
After Return of the King, Elijah Wood found the surest way to break typecasting: play a cannibal.
Kevin, the flesh eater who took Goldies life in Sin City, was a silent, terrifying killer.
He enjoyed slowly devouring his female victims as they watched.
Elijah Wood portrayed the silent killer in the film adaptation of Sin City, perfectly.
Is it any wonder that she finally succumbed to the good doctors charm?
Hey, if youre going to go out, go out with brains and a bang.
Is it really cannibalism if you eat a piece of your own brain?
