I hear its great, but I havent read.

If Steven Seagal films have taught me anything, its to be yourself.

A Dangerous Man

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They started this.

Steven Seagal IS Shane Daniels, a former Special Forces operative.

He teams up with the Russians to help a young woman rescue her uncle.

Will Daniels be able to bash these shit-munchers up?

Well, he is…A Dangerous Man.

He is tree, ground, wind, rain and snow.

He is mother nature.

This isnt right at all.

Steven Seagal IS Forrest Taft.

The bad guys decision to take on Forrest finds the oil-glugging, Bambi-bashing bastards treading…On Deadly Ground!

Apparently Warner Bros. agreed to let Seagal directOn Deadly Groundin exchange for his committing toUnder Siege 2.

Its not very good, I dont think.

A few of the fight scenes are all right, and the cast is crazy.

Seagal found himself directing Michael Caine, R Lee Ermey, John C McGinley and Billy Bob Thornton.

There are several nice shots of an eagle soaring over snowy mountains, although disappointingly Seagal doesnt fight it.

Mercenary for Justice

Its time to fight again.

Steven Seagal IS John Seeger, a mercenary on a mission gone bad.

After all, hes not in it for the money, hes a…Mercenary for Justice!

Presumably youve just returned to this article after buying your copy ofMercenary For Justice.

Still, its pretty fun.

The film is most memorable for a restroom ruckus that finds Seagal dispensing a brilliantly berserk bathroom bastard bludgeoning.

Pistol Whipped

They came to collect a debt.

He paid in full.

Steven Seagal IS Matt, a former cop turned degenerate gambler.

But as he digs deeper, Matt starts to question who the real villain is.

When he finds out, the least of their worries will be being…Pistol Whipped.

This is a fun one.

We get some of his more involved fight scenes and he charms a little in the role, too.

The character is a little different from the usual Seagal character, in that he has flaws.

The Glimmer Man

Two good cops.

Steven Seagal IS Jack Cole.

Dumb move if you ask me, or have read any of the previous entries on this list.

The last thing you want to do is antagonise…The Glimmer Man.

Still, the odd scenes that do work are a pleasure to watch.

Wayans does really well, although hes basically wasted.

The fight scenes arent particularly well photographed.

Part 3 of the top 25 Steven Seagal films is coming tomorrow.