Lad from Leeds with a lust for life.
Commonly found maintaining traction in coalition, detoxifying, conflictising, and truffling in the forest of knowledge.
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Most likely to say:Lets architecturalise.
Who is he?An online urban culture dispatch self-facilitating media node.
Owner/operator of totally fucking Mexico website trashbat.co.ck (dot cock, yeah?
Registered in the Cook Islands).
Most likely to say:Keep it livid.
Keep it dense, yeah?
Of course hes wearing a tux, its after six.
What is he, a farmer?
Most likely to say:Good God, Lemon.
Holy shet sureyeahcool we looove Siobhan.
Thats like, a no-brainer.
Most likely to say:Surefineyeahcool, Im totally good with that.
Hooli is about making a difference.
Hooli is about about transforming the world as we know it.
Hooli is about making the world a better place through minimal message-oriented transport layers.
Most likely to say:A quick glance at the Currency Cat.
Slightly fractious in the nines and sevens.
Large profit slumps for Securivag and United Ha-ha.
A disconcerting 47% slope against the dollar.
Spack Handy Chop Tubes up 2.4.
The Peseta burst open at 4.
Trading remained succulent for the rest of the day.
A disappointing gutter surge tomorrow.
Who is he?Former Senior Loan Manager at JLB Credit and latterly Management Consultant at Consultio/Consultius.
Speed Tai-Chi practitioner, so stick that up your dojo.
Hes just a doctor.
He didnt make the needles sharp.
Most likely to say:Tonight should be a free-fire idea zone.
Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other.
Fuck a chicken if thats what it takes.
Watch a chicken fucking a horse.
You think the guys who invented Google sat around watchingTrumpton?
Most likely to say:I am declaring war on stress.
Who is he?Regional Manager (Slough) at paper merchant Wernham Hogg.
A friend first, a boss second, probably an entertainer third.
Vis a vis loyalty [hand gesture, bites bottom lip] satisfaction.
Who is he?Executive management module for GlobeLink TV News Co. and Sir Roystens right-hand man.
Sort of hands-off, eyes-on, overviewing, non-participatory CE and roamer of the high seas of enterprise.
Most likely to say:Could you come for a brief Scuba in my think tank?
Stir-fry a few ideas in my think-wok?
W1A series 2 starts tonight, Thursday the 23rd of April, at 9pm on BBC Two.
