Ron popped in to see Twilight Eclipse over the weekend.
Can it turn around his feelings towards the franchise?
The people in the movie that arent Bella are also awful.
Of course, theres complications.
I mean, all they did was kill her boyfriend!
Why is she so upset?
Gee, I wonder!
Those people are wrong.
If it feels like Im spoilingEclipse, I probably am.
However, you knew how this would end.
The less said about Edwards American accent and Jasper (Jackson Rathbone)s Texas accent the better.
Yet Taylor, bless him, is still putting forth an effort.
As for the direction of David Slade, well… its not very good.
Melissa Rosenbergs wooden script isnt helping matters, either.
As Ive been pondering this horrible movie-going experience, Ive been looking for someone to blame.
God help us all.
Rating:
1 out of 5