Our second take on Twilight New Moon.
And for those who aren’t feeling the Twilight love, then Ron Hogan is completely on your side… Well, I guess its an improvement, anyway.
Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) is back and mopier than ever.
With the Cullens gone, the movie instantly improves.
If you think Im beating these werewolf puns to death, just wait until you seeNew Moon.
Thats right, girls; if your boyfriend dumps you, theres only one solution.
Thats right, girls.
Then you can reward Jacobs loyalty by dumping him the moment Edward comes back into town!
Also, he doesnt learn from Catherine Hardwickes mistakes.
In the first film, the vampire on vampire combat was marred by too much shaky cam action.
Hell, the whole ofTwilightwas entirely too jiggly.
Given that there are werewolves in this movie, theres a lot of badly-done CGI.
When the cartoony werewolves fight the cartoony vampires, the only person who really gets punished is the viewer.
Theres even an egregious fourth-wall-shattering moment when a rampaging werewolf knocks over the camera.
Of course, none of this makes the story any good.
As for the acting, theres not much good to be said.
As a longtime werewolf fan boy, they deserve better than this movie.
At least theres only a couple more of these movies left, right?
Catch our first take on the filmhere.
Rating:
1 out of 5
