The Twilight Saga is sent up in Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedbergs latest spoof, Vampires Suck.
Becca Crane moves to the sleepy town of Sporks and finds herself torn between two men.
Hilarity ensues on a rollercoaster through pop culture and teenage vampire relationships.
Oh, I should probably mention at this point in the review thatVampires Suckis utter dogshit.
The fact that they lampoon this would give the impression that they do have some satirical instinct.
Correspondingly, Ill concede only three positive points about the whole film.
Number one, the aforementioned Stewart impression by Jenn Proske.
Number three, its not as toe-curlingly bad asEpic Movie.
There you go, but be assured that none of these are reasons to see the film.
Just out of curiosity, how do you spell a scream of frustration out, phonetically?
Worse than that,Vampires Suckalready made its budget back domestically, over in the States.
More people opted for this overScott Pilgrim Vs.
Meaning its not as funny as the actualTwilightfilms.
There isnt a guy who looks like him in the Black Eyed Peas.
Look, its bad, alright?
Its such a ringer for that dubious honour that Im exhausted from typing up this rant.
Yes, Aaron and Jason, your production values have improved by some infinitesimal margin.
Now just,pleasego away again.
Rating:
1 out of 5
