We think weve got the perfect one.
Let her, for she has no dominion in 2024.
A warm plate balanced on knobbly knees in front ofGladiators?
The essence of childhood itself.
A bowl of M&S Pad Thai inhaled in front ofThe One Show?
Sir/madam, I see you are a sophisticate.
Granted, its not a flattering visual, more pigs-at-the-trough thanNorman Rockwell painting, but guess what?
Nor can they interrupt you.
No Medical Shows
Obviously.
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No Posh Cookery Shows
The disconnect is the problem.
No Toilet Humour
Belches, farting, vomit, snot and poo.
Even in animated form?
No, no, no, no, no, thank you.
No Wildlife, Zoo-Based or Dog Adoption Shows
This ones about the guilt.
And for the dog-adoption shows: dogs are precious, but also gross.
The Answer!
Its the only sensible option.
Any advance on that?
